Jackass #1 Is Back...

Guess who emailed me the other day and had the decency to write back? Jon. Well he asked me to call him and I barely opened the email up 5 minutes ago and thought why not. I mean I am trying my hardest to be his friend. So I call him up and he gets a pissy with me for calling. Hello?? What is wrong with this picture? He told me to call!! Jon is supposedly with "the girl he loves" and I was interrupting there fuck fest. I don't know if that was what they were doing but damn. He needs to realize that until last week, I was perfectly fine without his ass, Matt wasn't having dreams that I am going back to the proud member of the Butthole Patrol, and I was actually getting some sleep at night! Jon must think that he can just come in and out of my life with no restrictions, but all he is doing is fucking things up again!! I am just waiting for him to call back so I can let him have a piece of my mind. I am so tempted to give him Matt's cell number and let Matt deal with Jackass #1, but I can't let someone else fight my battles. Jon has some nerve trying to come back into my life. But I swear this time, my heart won't be broken. In fact, I am going to seal the cracks in it a.s.ap.